- Hallie: Did you walk here?
- Me: Yeah, my car is on E right now and I just didn't want to get gas on the way.
- Hallie: IT'S ON E?
- Hallie: Oh, you mean Empty!
- Hallie: Not Ecstasy.
- I had just watched a really stressful episode of West Wing.
Talkin’ bout teeth dreams
I’m in Tokyo on a layover. This place is nuts. The toilet asked me like 100 questions in Japanese and then bidet-ed me without asking.An email I just got.
Stu is friends with me for five reasons and five reasons only.
HANNAH IS MOVING NEXT DOOR TO ME TOMORROW YEAH YEAH YEAH NEIGHBORS FOREVER GONNA HAVE SECRET MEETINGS IN THE SERVICE HALLWAY BETWEEN OUR APARTMENTS ALL THE DAMN TIME BET YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN ANGELINO HEIGHTS NOW CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH FUN I AM TO TALK TO ON GCHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRB moving to Tennessee to have a bunch of kids and live on a farm with horses and goats and sheep and chickens and stuff.
I was planning on making fun of this but, like, I FEEL you girl.
Sometimes things get serious when you’re not paying attention.
Stu made a list of the reasons he likes me.
Good talk, man.
My oven is fixed after 2 1/2 months, now what?