- Hallie: Did you walk here?
- Me: Yeah, my car is on E right now and I just didn't want to get gas on the way.
- Hallie: IT'S ON E?
- Hallie: Oh, you mean Empty!
- Hallie: Not Ecstasy.
- I had just watched a really stressful episode of West Wing.
Posts tagged "words with friends"
Lady Talk // Self-Help Central
- Lady friend: Christ almighty, when I went to purchase "She Comes First," Amazon was like, "there's one thing left in your cart."
- Me: WELL, WHAT WAS IT?
- Lady friend: "Women who Love Too Much."
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I’m in Tokyo on a layover. This place is nuts. The toilet asked me like 100 questions in Japanese and then bidet-ed me without asking.An email I just got.
HANNAH IS MOVING NEXT DOOR TO ME TOMORROW YEAH YEAH YEAH NEIGHBORS FOREVER GONNA HAVE SECRET MEETINGS IN THE SERVICE HALLWAY BETWEEN OUR APARTMENTS ALL THE DAMN TIME BET YOU WISH YOU LIVED IN ANGELINO HEIGHTS NOW CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH FUN I AM TO TALK TO ON GCHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRB moving to Tennessee to have a bunch of kids and live on a farm with horses and goats and sheep and chickens and stuff.
