May 2013
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May 14th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 5th
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inanetitter: In a bar bathroom looking at Tumblr because I don’t respect myself/others. also playing me in words with friends. luvu.
May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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April 2013
16 posts
Apr 29th
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We were advised that Mr. Simons was found in the...
Disappeared, yall
Apr 26th
Step 298: Do not look at your phone while human...
adulting: Cardiac surgeons who are on-call, you may ignore this step. Everyone else: When you interrupt a conversation by pulling out and typing on your phone, it implies “Whatever this Facebook friend/Tumblr person/Twotter follower [typo but it feels accurate and therefore stays] has to say is more important than whatever you were trying to express, so I’mma go ahead and take this.” If you...
Apr 26th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Step 295: Print this out for your laundry room
adulting: EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE
Apr 11th
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Used LinkedIn for professional purposes for the...
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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March 2013
15 posts
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 15th
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ListenIn Gothenburg we don’t have VIP lines 
Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 6th
: The Business: Kurt Braunholer & Brendon Walsh... →
thebusinessla: We don’t have the ability to concentrate and think of a punny title for this week’s show because we’re just so damn excited about this mega-lineup! BRENDON WALSH KURT BRAUNHOLER MATT KNUDSEN ELIZA SKINNER JAKE WEISMAN PLUS regulars CHRIS GARCIA SEAN O’CONNOR BETH STELLING CHRIS THAYER AND A… I’m jealous of everyone who isn’t babysitting on Thursday night.
Mar 5th
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Mar 1st
February 2013
19 posts
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Hallie: Did you walk here?
Me: Yeah, my car is on E right now and I just didn't want to get gas on the way.
Hallie: IT'S ON E?
Hallie: Oh, you mean Empty!
Hallie: Not Ecstasy.
I had just watched a really stressful episode of West Wing.
Feb 22nd
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Step 277: Do not expect kudos for being decent
adulting: Let’s say you are a non-racist, thoughtful-to-LGBTQA folks, non-sexist, bill-paying-on-time, recycling-sorting, never-kicks-puppies kind of person: To you I say, and mean it, congratulations. That is awesome. Take a second and feel nice about yourself. All done? Good. Because those are not things that make you worthy of praise. That shit is standard. Do not expect others to pat you...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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